Board meeting minutes

CALM Advisory Board Meeting March 19, 2017

[Minutes of a meeting that wasn’t]

If everyone knew CALM Board meetings were attendance: optional, there would be chaos as swimmers stampeded for the chance to serve

on the Board. Uh oh…
Scene: The friendly confines of the Sports Basement.

Cast:
Sandra, Kai
Anne (Sports Basement rep) in a walk-on role
Present in spirit only: Conny (training for MOMA—pretty legit) Pamela (child care), Steve (outta town), Ben (Mr. Mom), Jann (Warriors—Warriors? Really?), Scott (nothing to report), Jeremy (Tucson wedding), Kay (bereavement), Tiffany (coaching, always coaching), Kate (can’t drive a stick-shift with only one arm)

Act I:
Sandra has an aching corn on her toe.
Kai breaks the news that this play will look a lot like ‘Waiting for Godot’

Act II:
Enter: Anne, bearing complimentary libations; Sandra has some kind of flavored fizzy water. Kai has a Long Board. Things are looking up. Exit: Anne

Act III:
Sandra and Kai talk of many things, of cabbages and kings…actually, of cloudy water and blackened tile grout at Golden Bear, and the need for all Board Members to have each others cell-phone numbers. Also, of dogs—but never mind.
Sandra provides the ‘Pool Hot-line” number at Cal to report un- acceptable conditions at Cal pools: 510-642-1032
Sandra and Kai exchange cell-phone numbers.
There: legit CALM business has been transacted!
Exit: All
The date of the next meeting is uncertain…life is uncertain…existence is uncertain…

The End